me on the first day of school: i have my pencil and tears ready
i think my favourite sound in the world is people zipping up their pencil cases and bags when a class is about to end
people who dry swallow pills go hard as hell and should not be fucked withi used to dry swallow pills until a searing pain developed in my throat and chest and with the help of the world wide web i found out it burned a hole in my fucking throat please take your pills with water kiddies it’s worth it
HOLY SHIT OKAY
A guy once told my lesbian friend that being a lesbian is a huge turn off for guys and that she’ll never find a boyfriend.
You know what needs more lesbians?
Absolutely everything. I can not think of a single thing that would not benefit from the addition of lesbians.
what even is the 50 shades movie gonna be just like a theatre full of 40 yr old women eating popcorn and gasping and clutching their chests throughout 2 hours of softcore porn???????? please no
flower crowns are so last week.
everyone knows this is what’s in
OH MY GOD “MAKING THE BABY IS THE FUN PART” YOU SULTRY METAL VIXEN
u don’t like my blog well dats a
taking a picture and not knowing the flash is on